Grekisk Ekonomi
Skrivet 2011-11-30 15:43:44
GREKISK EKONOMI
Den rika turisten gick in på hotellet i en liten stad i Grekland. Han lägger 300 euro på disken i receptionen och går upp för att titta på rummet.
Hotellets ägare tar omedelbart pengarna och springer till slaktaren och betalar sin faktura.
Slaktaren tar sedan pengarna och betalar bonden för det kött som han handlat på kredit.
Bonden tar pengarna och betalar sin räkning på bensi...nstationen där han fyllt på sin traktor på krita.
... Chefen för bensinmacken tar de 300 eurona och går till den lokala glädjeflickan och betalar sin skuld.
Glädjeflickan går till hotellet och betalar vad hon är skyldig.
Hotellets ägare lägger pengarna på disken.
Turisten kommer tillbaka till receptionen. Han tyckte inte om rummet och tar sina 300 euro tillbaka.
Ingen har tjänat så mycket som ett öre, men hela staden är skuldfri och allas framtid ser ljus ut för tillfället....
the way it works
Skrivet 2011-09-20 22:58:23
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &
FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate
steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
